What’s a good Halloween costume this year?

“Gov. Christie with a foot in his mouth because he said so many dumb things [when opposing marriage equality.] He should also have a black eye because he got beat up pretty bad in the press.”

“The two jailbirds who escaped a prison in Florida. That was unbelievable. The authorities should be embarrassed and ashamed. They should have picked up on the forged documents. My friend and I will wear orange jumpsuits.”

“The Duchess of Cambridge wearing a midriff top, to show off her flat stomach. She looks very chic. It was phenomenal how quickly she got rid of her mummy tummy. She’s flat as a board. It’s quite an accomplishment.”

“President Obama being crucified on a cross, with a Tea Party member holding high tea next to him. The right-wing Republicans are terrible. Those people are religious fanatics. They won’t give the president a fair chance.”