Raise your temperature this month as shocking Uranus redirects. It is not only the time to shake up the landscape, it is also time to grab your gifts and give some goodies away. Ho ho ho.
ARIES (March 21-April 20)
Generate attention in your career and gather your professional rosebuds, proud Ram. Not only can you highlight your good points to those in power in surprisingly effective ways, you also consolidate your position in time for the New Year. Excitement brews with a secret admirer. Who can it be? Hang the mistletoe and see who wanders by …
TAURUS (April 21-May 21)
Queer Bulls take a fling with a friend this month, when your wildest fantasies find an appreciative audience, and your hot maneuvers steer you in the right direction. Travel far afield and get into mischief with a couple of merry elves. Compadres provide happy surprises that bolster your confidence. Let’s hope those surprises come wrapped from Tiffany. Ahem.
GEMINI (May 22-June 21)
How much fun can a pink Twin have without laughing? The planets pop your cork this month. Spray the champagne around and don’t slip on the puddles, especially around the office. You have a rare opportunity to demonstrate your considerable abilities to bosses as Uranus turns up the heat and stirs your pot. Hmmm. So what is really cooking?
CANCER (June 22-July 23)
Gay Crabs are happiest when ensconced in a relationship. Thank your lucky stars this month when the fates conspire to make a match. If you’re already spoken for, use the time before Christmas to solidify and cocoon. If you’re still trawling, try casting your net farther afield. Or send out a search party with the emphasis on party. New Years ain’t that far off.
LEO (July 24-Aug. 23)
December offers all proud Lions a wild and heart-leaping lovefest. You are zesty and ready for anything. Find ways to sweep lovers off their feet and feast while the cosmos cooks. Life heats up in others ways as well: Later in the month you will need to attend to all sorts of pesky details at work. But of course, your ample end-of-year bonus makes it all worth it.
VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23)
Queer Virgins are up to their old tricks this month when a cavalcade of parties finds space on your dance card. Join the conga line and celebrate. Not only will you rub elbows with the A-list, you might also cement current loving relationships or start new, delightful ones. This year you will hang more than one stocking by the fireplace.
LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23)
Repair any frayed family lines this month. The fates encourage proud Libras to make an attempt at harmony and good cheer both at home and at work. No matter how you decide to make your good intentions known, you’ll be satisfied by the results. The new year brings a fresh affirming breeze … and a bunch of presents by a certain jolly gent.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
When is enough, enough? It may be hard to tell. Gay Scorps hop on the party train and become fun-filled, feisty and foul-mouthed. Enjoy every over-the-top minute, but know how to pace yourself so you don’t become dissipated. There will be opportunities to make your opinions known in no uncertain terms. Will you be naughty or nice? Don’t lie to Santa.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)
There is a light at the end of the fiscal tunnel this month for gay Archers who know how to save and invest. Don’t be surprised if family members come to the fiscal rescue or if you discover a cache hidden away at home. Before you remove the floorboards in search of booty, remember that money cannot buy everything. Then again, it does buy nice champagne …
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)
Gay Caps have the gift of gab this month. Your surprising observations and opinions put you in good stead with new acquaintances and can change hearts and minds. Don’t spend your time daydreaming and wasting precious time. Launch new projects and spread yourself thin. Before you know it you will operate on a new level. Basement or penthouse?
AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19)
Aqueerians are given a surprising opportunity to make extra cash this month. Turn a sow’s ear into a financial silk purse. Long-held values are examined and dissected before the New Year. Toss out what is no longer affirming and confidence-building. There is a lot of activity going on behind the scenes. Secrets will be revealed, especially if you dress as a naked elf.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
Guppies are pushed Out into the limelight this month. Are you ready or not? You manage to make an unusual first impression. (Maybe it’s the red and green outfit?) Strive for personal fulfillment by expanding your range and diving into new social pools. Before you know it, you will have a bevy of new friends ready to roast their chestnuts before your open fire.
Charlene Lichtenstein’s blog, www.thestarryeye.typepad.com, covers everything New Age. Her astrology book, “HerScopes: A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians,” is available online and at local retailers.