WEEKDAYS Guiding Light 10 a. m. on CBS.
The Young & The Restless 12:30 p.m. on CBS.
As the World Turns 2 p.m. on CBS.
Ellen 3 p.m. on NBC.
The Rachel Maddow Show 9 p.m. on MSNBC.
FRIDAY Jeffrey and Cole Casserole Gay blogger Jeffrey Self goes bananas. 11 p.m. on Logo.
SATURDAY Kings Silas and David take a trip to the country … 8 p.m. on NBC.
Groomer Has It A recap of the second season followed by the season finale. Who will go to the dogs? 8 p.m. on Animal Planet.
Ellen’s Bigger, Longer and Wider Show The dyke diva stands up. 9 p.m. on TBS.
Harper’s Island After watching her father’s gruesome death, Abby confronts Wakefield. Meanwhile, everyone gets emotional when a body is found in a bathtub and somebody turns up missing. 9 p.m. on CBS.
The Witnesses AIDS hits a circle of friends in 1980s France. 10 p.m. on Sundance.
SUNDAY True Blood After Sookie is savagely attacked by a mysterious creature, Bill enlists Eric’s help to save her life. Maryanne continues to work her magic on the locals. Jason has his doubts about the Fellowship of the Sun’s anti-vampire views. 9 p.m. on HBO.
MONDAY Gimme Sugar: Miami The LA Truck Stop gals in Miami plan to hook lesbians up for love. 10 p.m. on Logo.
Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List Calling all queers — the diva of dish is back, hailing the homos. 10 p.m. on Bravo.
Raising the Bar Charlie’s facing life as an openly gay law clerk. 10 p.m. on TNT.
Weeds Silas and Doug seek a lease for their medical-marijuana dispensary. 10 p.m. on Showtime.
Nurse Jackie Edie Falco is even better than Carmela Soprano in this new dark dramedy. With queer nurse Mo-Mo. 10:30 p.m. on Showtime.
TUESDAY America’s Got Talent The best talent show on TV, with Sharon Osborne, Piers Morgan and David Hasselhoff as the judges. 9 p.m. on NBC.
Mental Jack gave Chloe a dressing down last week. This week she goes to her girlfriend for solace. 9 p.m. on FOX.
WEDNESDAY New Adventures of Old Christine With lesbian comedian Wanda Sykes. 8 p.m. on CBS.
The Real World: Cancun Season premiere. Can’t get enough of that funky stuff. When it starts out with naked guys, where will it end up? 10 p.m. on MTV.
Top Chef Masters The 24 chefs compete for charity. The first six episodes feature four cooks in battle —including queer ones. 10 p.m. on Bravo.
THURSDAY So You Think You Can Dance? Hotties and notties, queers and non-queers compete to see who is the best dancer. So much better than “American Idol” and not afraid of the queers. 8 p.m. on Fox.
The Fashion Show Just like Project Runway, but with a different gay guy. Designer Isaac Mizrahi hosts. 10 p.m. on Bravo.