The bitch is back

I am not going to bitch about the weather. But I am going to say we’ve all earned the right to get outside, strip off a few layers, kick up our heels and have a great time!

I am not going to bitch about the weather. Instead, I’ll point out that there are so many great things to do this weekend and so many amazing special guests coming to town that you’d have to be nuts to want to stay inside!

I am not going to bitch about the weather. Nope. I’m just going to enjoy the temperatures as they slowly creep back up to normal, and enjoy the days as they slowly get longer and longer. That means spring is almost here!

PGMC Spring Concert

Join the Philadelphia Gay Men’s Chorus at their spring concert, “When I Knew,” at the Prince Music Theater, 1412 Chestnut St. There are two evening shows, at 8 p.m. March 14 and 15, and one matinee at 2 p.m. March 15. Selections will range from Lady Gaga to Broadway and all songs will deal with the theme of coming out. Don’t miss their fabulous arrangements or their great choreography. Tickets range from $30-$55 and are available online or at the door. See www.pgmc.org for tickets and more information.

Drag Queens of Comedy

Get ready to laugh your tits off at 9 p.m. March 15 at Voyeur Nightclub, 1221 St. James St. The legendary Jackie Beat will be joined on stage by an amazing lineup including Pandora Boxx, Bianca Del Rio, Vicky Vox, Mimi Imfurst, Brittany Lynn and more. Doors open at 8 p.m. for VIP ($60), 9 p.m. for general admission ($25) and showtime is 10:30 p.m.

St. Patty’s Day Party

You’ll have a blast whether you’re Irish or not at 7 p.m. March 15 at Club Revolution, 19 N. Egg Harbor Road, Hammonton, N.J. There will be drink specials and performances by Chantel Curtis, plus super-hot male stripper Francisco. All this with no cover and free parking too!

The Woods Campground Road Tour

Catch up with all your campy friends from camp at 8 p.m. March 15 at Tabu, 200 S. 12th St. Enjoy the free buffet, drink specials and door prizes while you plan your summertime getaways at The Woods.

Shamrocks & Jocks

Throw back a few with the men from Gryphons Rugby Club at 9 p.m. March 15 at Westbury, 261 S. 13th St. They’ll have Jell-O shots and 50/50 tickets for sale to support their purchase of equipment for the team — namely a “scrum sled,” which is either designed to help them practice blocking on the field, or to help them crawl safely from one pub to another in a group. Either way it’s an important piece of equipment. Grab yourself a Guinness and ask a nice lad on the team to explain it all for you!

Sunday’s Are A Drag

Spice up your Sunday from 7-10 p.m. March 16 at Mojo 13, 1706 Philadelphia Pike, Wilmington, Del. Enjoy a variety of drink specials while being entertained by Natasha Rose, Fanci DisMount, Gracie Freebush, Brie Daniels and Veronica Kitten. Showtime is 8 p.m. sharp, and the cover charge is only $5!

Kiss Me I’m Irish & Gay

Show your true Irish colors from 5:30-8:30 p.m. March 17 at U Bar, 1220 Locust St. They’ll have drink specials, food, music and you get a free drink ticket with admission. Cover charge is $15 in advance or $20 at the door, and this party sold out early last year so act now and don’t miss out!

Songbird 2

Catch the opening night of Songbird 2 from 8-11 p.m. March 18 at Tabu, 200 S. 12th St. It’s the start of a 13-week contest to find the best singer in Philly, featuring 20 contestants chosen from hundreds of applicants. Pick your favorites and support them all the way to the finale as they compete for a $2,000 grand prize!

Stimulus Spring Fling

Treat your spring fever with a healthy dose of Stimulus at 10 p.m. March 21 at Voyeur Nightclub, 1221 St. James St. It’s good for what ails you — drink specials, hot go-go dancers and shot girls, great DJs — and the cover charge is only $10!

Miss Fish 2014

Make a splash at the second-annual search for the fishiest drag queen in Philly at 8 p.m. March 26 at Tabu, 200 S. 12th St. Your hostess Bev will guide you safely through the choppy waters as your panel of esteemed judges selects the catch of the day and serves her up for your enjoyment.

Questions, comments, suggestions? Contact Jim at [email protected].

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