What holiday gift have you always wanted but never gotten?

“A gym membership. One with a pool. I grew up in Miami. I miss the water dreadfully. The ocean had a restorative effect on me. I have leg problems. I think swimming [in an indoor pool] would be therapeutic, without exacerbating the problem.”

“A huge batch of cannabis brownies. Enough to last a whole month. I’m not a materialistic person by any means. I realize that money can’t buy happiness. But weed is the next best thing. I’m very easy to please.”

“A lifetime gift cert-ificate to a chiropractor. I’m 21 years old and my back already bothers me. It’s stiff and cracks easily. I’m always standing at my job. I work 12-hour shifts. All that standing is affecting my back. I’ll need a chiropractor for the rest of my life.”