
THE SPY WHO SHAVED ME: The Bearded Ladies attempt to recreate an entire Bond film using only cardboard and a piano, with special guest artists Andrew Nelson and Dito Van Reigersberg of Pig Iron and Martha Graham Cracker fame for the outrageous new show “Beards are for Shaving: A 007 Cabaret,” running April 11-15 at the Wilma Theatre’s Lobby, 265 S. Broad St. For more information or tickets, call 215-546-7824.

BUCKED BY AN ANGEL: Transgender adult-film star Buck Angel hosts “Sexing the Trans Man,” an audio-visual presentation and Q&A about transmasculine sex, along with advice on how to approach, flirt with and get it on with a trans guy, 6 p.m. April 13 at Aphrodite Gallery, 704 S. Fifth St. For more information or tickets, visit http://www.aphroditegallery.us/.

IMMORTALIZED: The music and legacy of The King of Pop is celebrated by Cirque du Soleil in “Michael Jackson: The Immortal World,” a stage spectacular featuring musicians and dancers who have worked on Jackson’s former tours performing to Jackson’s voice, April 10-11 at Wells Fargo Center, 3601 S. Broad St. For more information or tickets, call 215-389-9543.
Ferry Corsten
The electro-dance artist performs 8 p.m. at TLA, 334 South St.; 215-922-1011.
Joan Osbourne
The rock singer performs 8 p.m. at World Cafe Live, 3025 Walnut St.; 215-222-1400.
Ozric Tentacles
The U.K. alternative-rock band performs 8 p.m. at Sellersville Theater 1894, 24 W. Temple Ave., Sellersville; 215-257-5808.
Good Friday Comedy Cabaret
Teddy Carpenter and other comedians perform 8:30 p.m. at World Cafe Live at the Queen, 500 N. Market St., Wilmington, Del.; 302-994-1400.
From Dusk Till Dawn
The violent horror film is screened 9:45 p.m. at Colonial Theatre, 227 Bridge St., Phoenixville; 610-917-0223.
Sat. 04/07
Stand By Me
The 1986 drama is screened 2 p.m. at Colonial Theatre, 227 Bridge St., Phoenixville; 610-917-0223.
Girl in a Coma
The punk band with out members opens for Blue October, 8 p.m. at House of Blues, 801 Boardwalk, Atlantic City, N.J.; 609-343-4000.
Kevin James
The comedian performs 8 p.m. at the Borgata Hotel, Casino & Spa Event Center, 1 Borgata Way, Atlantic City, N.J.; 609-317-1000.
The Ultimate ’80s Dance Party with DJ Robert Drake
The out DJ spins the hits from back in the day 8 p.m. at World Cafe Live at the Queen, 500 N. Market St., Wilmington, Del.; 302-994-1400.
Bootleg: A Queer Affair
The club event that benefits Valley Youth House’s Pride Program kicks off 9 p.m. at Elena’s Soul, 4912 Baltimore Ave.; 215-724-3043.
Femme Fatale Philly
The showcase for female artists, 9 p.m. at World Cafe Live, 3025 Walnut St.; 215-222-1400.
Sun. 04/08
Seventh Annual Philly Zombie Crawl
The undead spend Easter getting drunk, 6 p.m. at TLA, 334 South St.; 215-922-1011.
Mon. 04/09
Groove Night
Local musicians join forces to bring the R&B, soul, jazz and funk, 7 p.m. at World Cafe Live at the Queen, 500 N. Market St., Wilmington, Del.; 302-994-1400.
An Horse
The duo featuring out singer-guitarist Kate Cooper performs 7 p.m., opening for Nada Surf at TLA, 334 South St.; 215-922-1011.
The Sitter
The comedy film is screened 8 p.m. at the Trocadero Theatre, 1003 Arch St.; 215-922-6888.
First Person StorySlam
Spoken-word artists perform 8:30 p.m. at World Cafe Live, 3025 Walnut St.; 215-222-1400.
Lipstick Mondays
A weekly drag show featuring a changing roster of queens takes the stage 9 p.m. at The Raven, 385 W. Bridge St., New Hope; 215-862-2081.
Tue. 04/10
Unlabeled: The Acoustic/Electric Open Mic for Up and Comers
Sign up and play, 7 p.m. at World Cafe Live at the Queen, 500 N. Market St., Wilmington, Del.; 302-994-1400.
TuesGAY Nights
Lyrics Lounge and DJ June Rodrigues host a weekly night of music and performers for the LGBT community, 8 p.m., 6527 Roosevelt Blvd.; 215-533-5888.
Wed. 04/11
4W5 Blues Jam
Local musicians get down 7 p.m. at World Cafe Live at the Queen, 500 N. Market St., Wilmington, Del.; 302-994-1400.
Rita Moreno
The acclaimed singer and actor speaks 7:30 p.m. at Kimmel’s Perelman Theater, 260 S. Broad St.; 215-790-5800.
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy Presents How Big Can You Get: 100 Years of Cab Calloway
The swing band performs 8 p.m. at World Cafe Live at the Queen, 500 N. Market St., Wilmington, Del.; 302-994-1400.
Thu. 04/12
Bob and Barbara’s Drag Show
The outrageousness begins 11 p.m. at Bob and Barbara’s, 1509 South St.; 215-545-4511.
Fri. 04/13
Hanne Blank
The author of “Straight: The Surprisingly Short History of Heterosexuality“ hosts a reading 5:30 p.m. at Giovanni’s Room, 345 S. 12th St.; 215-923-2960.
Sexing the Trans Man with Buck Angel
The transgender adult-film star hosts an audio-visual presentation and Q&A, 6 p.m. at Aphrodite Gallery, 704 S. Fifth St.; http://www.aphroditegallery.us/.
All-American Rejects
The rock band performs 8 p.m. at the Borgata Hotel, Casino & Spa Event Center, 1 Borgata Way, Atlantic City, N.J.; 609-317-1000.
The Ting Tings
The rock group performs 8 p.m. at the Trocadero Theatre, 1003 Arch St.; 215-922-6888.
David Stone: The Johnny Cash Experience
The singer-songwriter channels the man in black, 8:30 p.m. at Tin Angel, 20 N. Second St.; 215-928-0770.
Opening
Beards are for Shaving: A 007 Cabaret
The Bearded Ladies combine James Bond and Opera for their new stage show, April 11-15 at the Wilma Theatre’s Lobby, 265 S. Broad St.; 215-546-7824.
Bronfman and Petrushka
The Philadelphia Orchestra performs April 12-14 at Kimmel’s Verizon Hall, 260 S. Broad St.; 215-790-5800.
Michael Jackson: The Immortal World Tour
Cirque du Soleil present the show celebrating the music of Michael Jackson, April 10-11 at Wells Fargo Center, 3601 S. Broad St.; 215-389-9543.
Ultimate Pop!
Peter Nero and the Philly Pops perform April 11-15 at Kimmel’s Verizon Hall, 260 S. Broad St.; 215-790-5800.
Continuing
Collab: Four Decades of Giving Modern and Contemporary Design
Philadelphia Museum of Art presents an exhibition that includes some of the finest examples of European, American and Japanese design, through fall 2012, 26th Street and the Parkway; 215-763-8100.
Cyrano
Arden Theatre Company presents the story of the most famous nose in literature in the American adaptation of the French classic, through April 15, 40 N. Second St.; www.ardentheatre.org.
Doubt — A Parable
Walnut Street Theatre presents the Tony Award-winning drama through April 15 at Independence Studio on 3, 825 Walnut St.; 215-574-3550.
From Asbury Park to the Promised Land: The Life and Music of Bruce Springsteen
The National Constitution Center presents an exhibition giving a comprehensive look at The Boss’ entire career, with numerous items never before seen by the public, through Sept. 3, 525 Arch St., Independence Mall; 215-409-6895.
God of Carnage
Walnut Street Theatre presents the Tony Award-winning comedy, through April 29, 825 Walnut St.; 215-574-3550.
The Golem
EgoPo Classic Theater and the Festival of Jewish Theater present the greatest Jewish monster tale ever told, through April 15 at Prince Music Theater, 1412 Chestnut St.; www.egopo.org.
Shagging
The William Way LGBT Community Center hosts an exhibition of works by textile artists, including Kathryn Pannepacker, through April 27, 1315 Spruce St.; 215-732-2220.
Subaru Cherry Blossom Festival
The Japan America Society of Greater Philadelphia presents a series of events celebrating traditional and contemporary Japanese entertainment, through April 21, various locations; www.subarucherryblossom.org.
Van Gogh Up Close
Philadelphia Museum of Art presents an exhibition of works by Vincent van Gogh, through May 6, 26th Street and the Parkway; 215-763-8100.
Vanities
Quice Productions presents the comedy following the lives of three young women from the mid-1960s to the mid-1970s, through April 21 at Walnut Street Theatre’s Studio 5, 825 Walnut St.; www.quinceproductions.com or 215-627-1088.
Zoe Strauss: Ten Years
Philadelphia Museum of Art presents a mid-career retrospective of the acclaimed out photographer’s work and the first critical assessment of her 10-year project to exhibit her photographs annually beneath a section of Interstate-95 in South Philadelphia, through April 22, 26th Street and the Parkway; 215-763-8100.
Closing
Eric N. Fausnacht Solo Gallery Show
Twenty-Two Gallery presents original paintings and new silkscreens and painted furniture through April 8, 236 S. 22nd St.; 215-722-1911.
West Side Story
The Tony Award-winning classic Broadway musical is on stage through April 8 at Kimmel’s Academy of Music, 240 S. Broad St.; 215-790-5800.

